"food’s ready come downst-"
I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right? Just don’t order a garden salad and then eat MY food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers
(Source: phoebe-buffay, via frie-nds)
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
(Source: weirdnessisgood, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)